tadi masa add math, cikgu ajar pasal graf. bab 3. tiba-tiba aku terlelap sebentar. bukan lama sangat, 3 saat aje.
"Waaaannn" teacher Yati jerit.
hah. aku terjaga. huhu. nasib baik diorang tak sedar. mungkin diorang ingat cikgu panggil aku kot. sebab aku tengok papan hitam tapi mata 'ter'tutup. nampak sangat la kalau aku tutup mata, even one second. malang sungguh. hahas
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
aiman tak kisah
hai kawan
jangan takut jangan resah
bila lampu kamar mulai dipadamkan
ku kan slalu menyanyikan lagu ini
hingga nanti kau tidur
bers'limut mimpi
jangan lupa esok kita punya janji
semakin cepat kita tidur
semakin cepat kita bertemu kembali
berdoalah sebelum kita tidur
jangan lupa cuci kaki tangan mu
jangan lupa doakan mama papa kita
jangan takut akan gelap
karna gelap melindungi diri kita
dari kelelahan
penyanyi : Tasya & Duta S07
tade ape nak post sbenarnya. tapi tadi ade dengar radio ikim pasal lagu ni. best jugak dengar sebab budak-budak yg nyanyikan. terasa pulak kat aku yg kadang-kadang tu, tido aje terus tanpa baca doa. minta ampun ya Allah. aper jadi kalau tiba-tiba ada sesuatu.
minggu ni minggu anti-dadah kan. so sama-samalah kita bantera musuh nombor 1 negara. aku benci dadah! ingat tak kat budak dalam era yang citer pasal kawan dia tu. lebih kurang mcm ni
aiman ada kawan. nama dia arif. umur dia lima tahun, macam aiman jugak. tapi dia kecik jer daripada aiman. aiman tak kisah
bila main-main. arif cepat letih. aiman selalu pimpin tangan arif. aiman tak kisah.
arif sakit. dia ada h.i.v. posi (correcting himself) h.i.v. positive. bila dia sakit, aiman teman dia baca buku kat rumah. aiman tak kisah.
(announcer)
aids tidak berjangkit melalui sentuhan, mahupun menjadi seorang rakan...jika anak sekecil aiman tidak mendiskriminasi, kenapa perlu anda?
(aiman)
aiman tak kisah
Sunday, February 19, 2006
28 things to do in an exam
If you want to fail...haha!
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, tumble out the door and roll down the corridor screaming 'Hugo! Hugo! I have the documents!'
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
7. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level. Yell 'Die!' vehemently every so often, when the urge takes you.
8. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
9. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
10. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
11. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
12. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
13. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
14. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
15. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
16. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
17. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
18. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
19. Bring a water pistol with you.
20. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
21. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
22. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
23. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
24. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
25. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
26. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
27. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
28. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why I shouldn't fail this exam"
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, tumble out the door and roll down the corridor screaming 'Hugo! Hugo! I have the documents!'
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
7. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level. Yell 'Die!' vehemently every so often, when the urge takes you.
8. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
9. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
10. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
11. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
12. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
13. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
14. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
15. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
16. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
17. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
18. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
19. Bring a water pistol with you.
20. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
21. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
22. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
23. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
24. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
25. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
26. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
27. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
28. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why I shouldn't fail this exam"
Sunday, February 05, 2006
make da difference
a story to brighten your days.. keep reading to da end.
A man was walking down the beach at sunset. As he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, again and again. As he approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. He was throwing them back into the water, one by one. Puzzled,
he approached the man and said,
The man bent down and picked up yet another starfish, and threw it back into the ocean. With a smile
he replied,
i am happy this day!
A man was walking down the beach at sunset. As he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, again and again. As he approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. He was throwing them back into the water, one by one. Puzzled,
he approached the man and said,"Good evening. I was wondering what you are doing."
"I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean. You see, it's low tide and all these starfish have been washed up onto the shore. If I don't throw them back into the ocean, they'll die up here from lack of oxygen."
"But, there must be thousands of starfish on this beach. You can't possible get to all of them. And don't you realize this is probably happening on hundreds of beaches all up and down this coast. Can't you see that you can't possibly make a difference?"
The man bent down and picked up yet another starfish, and threw it back into the ocean. With a smile
he replied,"Made a difference to that one !!!"
i am happy this day!
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